Lindsay Lohan: Shut Up, Charlie Sheen!

Lindsay Lohan is rejecting Charlie Sheen's offer to mentor her, grousing that she wishes he'd just shut up.Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ ... while she appreciates everything Sheen has done for her -- and he's done a lot -- she would NEVER take him…

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Britney Spears Dates Online?

Britney Spears is said to be doing a little man shopping, AKA, online dating. I can’t really imagine how this would work, being so famous, but apparently she hasn’t met any of the men, she just uses it for the ego boost and to get herself comfortable with the idea of dating again after her [...]
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Shawn Holley And Lindsay Lohan Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Just like my 19-year-old self when my boyfriend at the time dumped me for having a cup of french onion soup with my ex at Mimi's Cafe (he seriously dumped me for having french onion soup with my ex at Mimi's Cafe and that's not code for anything), Lindsay Lohan got on her knees, grabbed onto her lawyer Shawn Holley and desperately cried, "Don't leave meeeeeeeeeee! I'll suck yer dick!" And just like my boyfriend at the time, Shawn Holley kicked that trick off of her and said, "Get the fuck out of here and take your used up asshole with you, you disgusting whore!" And yes, I'm sure that's the exact exit conversation that Shawn Holley and Lindsay Lohan had.

A little over a week ago, Lindsay Lohan hired Mark Heller as her new lawyer and signed a break-up letter that he wrote to Shawn Holley. LiLo claims that she didn't know she was co-signing Shawn's firing and I believe her, because she was probably messed up out of her mind when she put a pen to paper. LiLo begged Shawn to take her back and after she went over the pros (zero) and cons (too many to list) of taking that mess back, she decided that finger banging a garbage disposal would be a better decision than signing on to be LiLo's lawyer again.

A source tells TMZ that Shawn Holley will file the necessary paperwork to be free of the freckled terror forever. LiLo's next court hearing is on January 30th and Shawn hopes to be removed from the case before then. LiLo owes Shawn over $300,000 and Shawn knows that she's not going to see a cent of that, so she's cutting a bitch off while she still can.

I was going to say that LiLo thinking that hiring Mark Heller as her lawyer is a good idea has to be one of the most delusional thoughts she's had in a while, but then I read her tweet about Heath Ledger.(FYI: "Matty" is Heath Ledger's daughter Matilda. I am officially out of CAN'Ts when it comes to LiLo.)

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Lindsay Lohan’s Bar Fight Was Over Max George From The Wanted

– Apparently the drunken punch that landed Lindsay Lohan in cuffs this morning was all over Max George of The Wanted not being in the mood to bang. [The Superficial] – Nate Silver Talks Shop At Google HQ. [Towleroad] – Snoop Dogg and David Beckham get animated for A Christmas Carol. [The Blemish] – Olly [...]

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Robert DeNiro Thinks Jay-Z is an Ass With Bad Phone Manners

From Page Six: Robert De Niro and Jay-Z got into a tense beef at Leonardo DiCaprio’s birthday bash the other night, when De Niro called the rapper disrespectful, Page Six can exclusively reveal. Spies say “Godfather II” and “Taxi Driver” star De Niro gave Jay a dressing-down in a roomful of celebs including Martin Scorsese [...]
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Lindsay Lohan is Totally Afraid of Paris Hilton

But before I get into that one, can we talk about this picture for a second? Because Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are actually … well, they’re kind of … OK, alright; they’re actually kind of hot in this picture. Like, people would probably go to bed with the two of them at the same [...]
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