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Friday, May 6, 2011
What Does Angelina Jolie Hate?
Children in catechism class are taught that the patron saint of forehead veins Angelina Jolie has had many bones in her body but the hate bone isn't one of them. But this is actually a lie. Angie Jo does have hate for something. It isn't food. It isn't American holidays that end in "ing." It also isn't clothes that look like they don't belong in the closet of a professional funeral seat-filler. The thing that Angie Jo hates is the sound of her own voice! Yes, the sound heaven's angels hear when they put their ears up against an empty conch shell on their grandma's coffee table (every grandma has an empty conch shell on their coffee tables, even in heaven) is the sound that Angie hates the most!
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