Sofia Vergara Still Not Dead

Reports of Sofia Vergara’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. When the Colombian Super Fine didn’t show up for The Oscars last night, rumors went flying around that Sofia was gravely ill and even hospitalized. Sofia never misses the chance to show off her big knockers at big events. Turns out, she had the fucking flu. [...]
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