Thursday, May 19, 2011

Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Are Sort Of Dating

Showbiz Spy says that Justin Theroux's head shot is now glued onto the cardboard cutout groom Jennifer Aniston keeps in the garage she converted into a play wedding chapel. Justin, formerly known as the hot Irish piece from Charlie's Angels, is comforting Jennifer Aniston while she mourns the loss of her longtime and beloved best friend forever Norman. I'm sure this is therapeutic for Jennifer. Picking the lice and cutting the dingles out of Justin's beard probably reminds Jennifer of all the times she bonded with Norman while she groomed his butt.
A source says that Jennifer and Justin had dinner at the Sunset Towers Tower Bar the other night and it wasn't their first date. The source also said this shit: "Jen and Justin have recently started dating. They’ve known each other for a while, but they’re more than friends now. They’re cautious — they’re both taking it slowly.”
Underneath that pile of dead guinea pigs on Justin Theroux's face lies a piece who might be the hottest ho Jennifer Aniston has "allegedly" dated in a long time. But this is coming from a bitch who has always had a thing for dudes that look like a 40-something failed bass player who got fired from his bike messenger job and now spends his time texting me pictures of the art he's made using old scabs and ramen noodles (this is a true story).
Justin even looks like the type who won't get freaked out when Jennifer introduces him to her live-in Adult Baby!!!

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